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What. Is. The Secret. Of. Soylent. Green?

In General on October 16th, 2006 by Bob
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Usually, when I have nothing to do, my mind begins to wander and I end up thinking about really strange things. For instance, given all the serial killers, axe murderers, and work mishaps there have been in the world during your lifetime, what amount of meat would you guess you’ve eaten, accidental or otherwise, that was human flesh (not counting your own)? Likewise, how much urine or fecal matter that was not your own do you think you’ve ingested over your lifetime (prisoners, fetishists, and those trapped in mines are not eligible)?

Can you believe I’ve never seen Soylent Green?

I wonder if it tastes like Gilbert Grape…

Eh tu, E.T.?

In General on October 4th, 2006 by Bob
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Solway Firth, 1964I was trying to find the pictures taken by the Art Bell guest I mentioned a few months ago, and came across this site that has photos of UFOs and aliens that are, get this, sorted by authenticity.

My favourite is the one pictured on the left. If I could, I’d make the caption “Intel Inside.” I mean, you can almost here the guy saying, in a comically perky British accent, “Hello!”

My other favourite is a little lower down from that picture, where the caption, which is the only thing we have to go on, reads, “Source and story unknown, but probably authentic.”

Priceless.

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In Linklog on September 22nd, 2006 by Bob
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In Linklog on April 27th, 2006 by Bob
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