Up on Vimeo.com, there’s a series of videos by Mark Bunker of an interview he had with actor Jason Beghe, who was a Scientologist since 1994 or so, and left earlier this year. Looks like a pretty interesting interview.

For all your other Scientology criticism needs, see Operation Clambake.

I’m generally an easy-going, even-keeled kind of guy. It usually takes quite a lot to get me riled up or angry about something.

But here’s a few for the books:

• Punk-ass teenagers who think they own the sidewalk and won’t squeeze to one side, especially when there are banks of snow on either side. One of these times I’m gonna knock one of those ass-clowns down on their bitch-ass and then laugh my ass off. And I wrote “ass” way too many times there. See what I mean? Riled up…
• Cyclists who think they own the sidewalk. I don’t care how treacherous the street is; it’s called a sidewalk for a reason, you jackholes! And then to yell, “Excuse me,” like you have any rights whatsoever. All that does is make me move to the middle and slow down.
• Drivers that don’t signal. Those little levers on your steering column and those little lights on the corners of your vehicle aren’t just for other drivers, you know. You people make me late getting to places, waiting for your dumb-ass selves to make your move.
• Drivers that don’t look for pedestrians when turning on a red light.
• Drivers that stop in the middle of a crosswalk. You ass-monkeys force me to either walk dangerously close to oncoming traffic (which is probably chock full of more idiots like you), or behind you where I run the chance of getting crushed at the knees by a tailgater or smoked off by someone who didn’t see me because of you. Stopped at an intersection is not the time you should be using to finish your pudding! (Yes, this actually happened.)
• Places that close before their posted hours. Whether I want to come in at 8:05AM or 9:55PM, I’m still a damn customer. If you don’t want me coming in 5 minutes before closing then don’t say you’re open that late.

I’ll add more if I think of them.

Spotted on Mark Pilgrim’s blog:

From my home computer:
[Odin:~] maguirer% history -1000|awk ‘{a[$2]++} END{for(i in a){printf “%5d\t%s \n”,a[i],i}}’|sort -rn|head

  130	ls
  129	cd
   38	lo
   26	unzip
   24	rm
   23	m
   19	rjm
   16	find
   13	mv
    9	ll

From my Web server:
[rjmaguire:~] maguirer% history -1000|awk ‘{a[$2]++} END{for(i in a){printf “%5d\t%s \n”,a[i],i}}’|sort -rn|head

  171	ls
   68	cd
   48	rm
   35	svn
   19	vi
   16	mv
   12	m
   11	scp
   11	lo
   11	ll

Sadly, nothing terribly exciting.

A few notes:
“rjm” - aliased to ssh for opening a secure connection to my web server
“find” - was trying to find a list I thought I lost for a blog entry I’m working on
“unzip” - recently updated my WoW addons by hand
“scp” - how files make their way back home from my server
“vi” - w00t!
“ls” - apparently, I have ADD, but really I’ll often sit in front of the terminal just typing “ls” over and over. Somehow, it helps me think

As for who to tag… share ‘em if ya got ‘em, folks!

Drafted on 12 Oct 2006 (Cool, my birthday! :))

Bill Cosby once had a theory about playgrounds…

His theory was that monkey bars, roundabouts, and teeter totters, etc… were designed as part of a plot by adults to kill off their own children thereby alleviating their financial woes. Gee, when I put it like that, it sure doesn’t sound that funny.

But he might not have been too far off. I don’t think he ever could have imagined what kids today with their modern technological advantages would be capable of. I’m sure you all remember the scooter/roundabout video debacle in Tilgate Park in Crawley, West Sussex from 2006? I originally had planned on embedding a flash video of the infamous incident (which is still available mind you), but having now seen a few copycat videos of kids exhibiting the same level of stupidity, I’ve decided against it. They don’t need anymore exposure than they’ve already received. This is one of the few times I’ve self-censored my own blog, and might be a bit hypocritical given what I’ll be embedding in the next few paragraphs.

When I was a kid going to elementary school, we didn’t have too many playground toys with which to play. We pretty much had just three different kinds of monkey bars which were all fairly simple in design; one was just a glorified ring, the other a dome, and the last and fanciest of the bunch remotely resembled some kind of large reptilian creature with a straight slide on the front. We also had a trio of what I assume were pull-up bars but not too many people went near them. In the front asphalted part of the school yard were three poles which may have been tether-ball poles sometime in their early infancy, but had since just turned into plain boring poles by the time I started attending. Lastly, in the back asphalted part of the yard were a pair of basketball hoops.

The youngest kids spent most of their time during recess on the reptile monkey bars with the slide. The slightly older ones climbed around on the other bars, while some of the girls played skipping rope or hopscotch on the asphalt out front. The boys slightly older than that played Four Square in the front or back, and the girls stood against the gym wall swinging tennis balls around in their Moms’ old stockings rhythmically chanting songs. Getting older still, the boys played Soccer or Football in the muddy field, trying to avoid dog poop and gopher holes, basketball in the back hoping not to get knocked down into a pile of broken beer bottles left by teenagers the night before, or Wall Ball on the side of the gym with a moist tennis ball (moist because it’s heavier and will hurt more when you smack someone in the small of their back). Don’t really remember what the girls did from this age on except stand around gossiping or generally making mischief. Sometimes there was a game of Freshie or my particular favourite, Prisoner, which was no longer fun after they invented the rule to counteract kids like me from running all the way around the school to come from behind and free a bunch of kids.

Compared to scooters/mopeds and roundabouts, our antics at school seemed tame, the odd kick to the mouth during Soccer or broom to the face during broomball notwithstanding. Also, at some point, some kid realized those boring poles would suit just fine as bases in a game of kickball (using those rubber balls synonymous with dodgeball), and only occasionally would we need to go running out into traffic to fetch balls kicked out of the yard. But I’d never call any of what I just described as being “lethal.”

Inside the gym was maybe a slightly different story. Thirty kids running around in an enclosed space, some wielding balls that could be thrown at breakneck speeds… that’s just asking for trouble.

Like I’m sure most schools did, we played our fair share of Dodgeball, Pinball, and King’s Court (which, from my memory, sounds a lot more like Munkenai), but with the rule that prisoners could also take you out by hitting you. Also, you could pass to your fellow imprisoned teammates, but you had to call your passes, otherwise they were considered throws, which was important because if it ever came down to one person remaining, if that person dodged a certain number of throws (3? 5? 10? Don’t remember.) his/her team would win. I remember that detail because I just so happened to do that once, and was hero for a day.

The next slightly more dangerous supervised activity we got up to was floor hockey. Not surprisingly, we had a couple of really skilled kids at our school, and one time one kid got a puck from a slap shot right in the nuts. For his sake, thankfully we only played with a hollow, orange plastic puck, and not a frozen chunk of solid rubber. This is where the title of this entry comes from. The kid in question dropped to the ground immediately and word quickly got to our teacher (who wasn’t observing us at the time), who came rushing into the gym. I obviously now know why the question was asked, but back then we were all pretty shocked when the first question that came out of his mouth when he arrived was, “Do they fell hard?” A question the kid was undoubtedly too embarrassed to answer in front of all his buddies standing over him. Long story short, he was okay, but we sure had a good laugh about that question for a while after that.

I wonder if Patrick Thoreson got asked the same question. However, what happened to him is definitely not a laughing matter.

The final activity I want to mention is a game my fellow students came up with in our later grades (6, 7, or 8, I don’t remember which). I recall they had a name for it, but I don’t remember it, partly because it was so long ago, and partly because I chose to never take part in it at all. Suffice it to say, I’ll simply refer to it as “Death Tag.” Having never actually witnessed it myself, I don’t quite know the specifics, but as I understand it, you play in pairs with as many people as possible. One person sits on a wooden scooter while the other stands. A broken hula-hoop or skipping rope is shared between the two, with one pulling the other around the gym as they run around, whipping them about and stuff. I imagine it’s not dissimilar to this:

The only difference is you get multiple pairs of people doing this. Oh, and you close all the doors and shut off all the lights… that’s right, so it’s completely pitch black in there. That’s where the “death” part comes in. Strangely enough, I don’t remember anyone ever getting severely hurt from playing that. The teachers cracked down on it pretty quickly as I remember. I think they locked away all the scooters.

Our gym was never big enough to accomplish something like this.

Apparently they have plastic versions of those scooters now with handles that can be connected, which looks like a lot more fun in my opinion.

… there’s been a rise in activity on the blog here recently.

No, you’re not imagining things. I’ve been meaning to get back into blogging for a while now. Maybe it was the Winter doldrums, but now that it’s Spring and the snow is pretty much all gone now (ironically, we just had more snow tonight), I’ve grown tired of things like WoW again (see ya in the Fall, Fitsy) and have wanted to get back into more fulfilling activities, like writing and stuff.

Anyway, I haven’t been totally out of the blogging mindset. For a while, I’ve had the del.icio.us (and now ma.gnolia) linklogs going to show I wasn’t completely dead, and have tried to keep my Flickr, Last.fm, and Flixster profiles up to date to show what I’ve been doing, but it’s been hard to find the energy to do it at the end of the day when you’ve worked in front of a computer for nearly 9 hours straight writing code. More typing is exactly what I didn’t want to do when I got home.

Maybe it’s the Spring air, or the fresh smell after a good rain, but I feel like I’ve switched gears at work recently. We’re now technically in the year-long testing phase of the huge project I’m working on, and part of the team has been shifted to work on another project that’s behind schedule. Realistically, I’ll probably be taking on more tasks and responsibilities, and should be feeling even more tired at the end of the day, but so far I haven’t, and I’m not sure I will. Testing and bug-fixing is a different kind of work, and I think I prefer it to creating stuff from scratch.

Yes, I’ve already dubbed April “The Month from Hell,” but that’s really more so because we’re still trying to nail down an issue that was never really nailed down in the design docs. With bug-fixing, you already know (or should know, or at least can find out) how some feature is supposed to behave and it’s just a matter of getting it to work that way without screwing anything else up. You work with much smaller, hourly or daily attainable goals, which is a lot more rewarding.

Wow, I delved into work a lot more than I had ever planned on doing in this post. The whole reason I started this was just ’cause I wanted to mention my plans for the next while here. I haven’t been neglecting the blog as much as you think. I actually have about 14 posts that have been sitting in draft form for the last year or so, and I thought I’d try to get those into some state that would be ready for publishing. They’re a little behind the times and not really topical anymore, but I didn’t want to just trash them, so you might be seeing them in the coming weeks.

Anyone remember my attempt at reviewing my Top 129 Favourite Games of All-Time? That’s just one example of the kind of stuff I’m talking about.

See you soon…